akwoo, on 2024-October-29, 10:13, said:
Unfortunately this isn't that laughable.
You arrange to go to the bathroom hourly, on the hour.
At your first break, your device vibrates in the pattern ** * * ** ***, and now you know that, on board 9, you should finesse LHO for the queen. (9 is 1001 in binary, and you've agreed beforehand that 3 buzzes means North has the queen)
At your second break, your device vibrates in the pattern ** ** ** ** *****, and now you know that, on board 15, both finesses are good. You go back, see your hand, have an auction, and now you know you should accept partner's game try.
Actually, you could probably manage to keep this device in your shoe and no one would ever know. Then you're not restricted to boards around your bathroom breaks.
Granted, this only helps you in all your two-way finesses and some of your invite decisions. It's not a big deal if you're getting blown out, but could be important in a tight match.
If you start going to the bathroom while on defence or declarer, it’s going to look exceedingly odd. Do it once and argue you have a sudden issue…maybe. Don’t twice…good luck. It’s normal to wait until one is dummy. Watching the clock and consistently leaving will be….odd….and remember that everything, including player behaviour such as constantly looking at the time, is on video.
Plus, how on earth do you or your accomplice know when you’re on board 9….or that board nine has some kind of guess….what? 4-1 trump? Club queen on one’s right? That you’re the declarer, not partner? Who is ever going to remember the binary for the 100+ points that, not knowing the hand records, may be important.
Ok, you estimate you’ll get to board nine around a certain time. The opps play slowly….the news is stale by the time you get it.
And soon…and on…and on.
Can you imagine the length of time it would take to internalize all that?
And most two way finesses aren’t two way to an expert….lots are but one often has inferences if one knows how to play. And if a good player consistently makes an inferior play only when it works…look out!
Simply put…while history tells us that people cheat….they generally did it in an easily detectable fashion once the community realized that (a) it was happening and (b) some basic measures were implemented. I think the fears are grossly exaggerated.
Finally, the cognitive demands of high level bridge are astronomical. Few players play their theoretical best consistently. Add to the cognitive demand of remembering complex methods and of maintaining focus during bidding and play by (a) cheating and remembering the cheating method and (b) figuring out when it’s safe to use the illegal information without broadcasting that one is cheating…..who the heck can do that? Remember, consistently doing strange things when they work and not otherwise is instantly recognizable to expert opps and they talk!
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