[ggwhiz]

After this hand, all 4 players should retire to the bar while the Zamboni clears the playing surface thus removing any relevance the occurrence has to well.... us.

How about head hits in hockey? I'm all for them in bridge. Let us drop the bidding boxes and go at it. Even a 10 minute major penalty would only cost you a little more than 1 hand, peanuts at matchpoints.

My partner has statistical evidence that playing with a concussion would improve my game.

[Aberlour10]

back to the roots >>>>> I ♥ South Tyrol and its most valuable sort of bacon.

[Winstonm]

The hills are alive with the smell of ba-con
With strips they have sliced
for a thousand years

[ggwhiz]

I just heard about a guy on The Sharks TV program that had invented an alarm clock attached to a toaster oven. It woke you up to the smell of bacon!

Unbelievably, the concept was turned down but I'm sending him a link to this thread.

[Winstonm]

They probably would have gone for the idea of a Finnish ketsup alarm clock.

[gwnn]

It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend. Friday, Friday Gettin' down on Friday ...

[Winstonm]

"No one knows where the hobo goes when it snows." - Amarillo Slim Preston

[Aberlour10]

Got a red card at the afternoon, I am really bad boy heh.

[y66]

Quote of the day:

Quote

The Boeing Company said inspections should be extended after a hole ripped through the roof of a Southwest jet on Friday.

[Aberlour10]

Schaaalke!

[gwnn]

Best hotdog in the world:
http://www.huffingto...d_b_844305.html

[Winstonm]

"I was once in love with a beautiful blonde. She drove me to drink. That is the one thing I am indebted to her for." - W.C. Fields

[ggwhiz]

Ahhh baseball. 5 minutes of action packed into 3 hours but the boxscores go so well with the morning coffee when you are in a Roto league.

[gwnn]

let's all go to grad school!

[Winstonm]

The Masters needs a Zamboni.

[kenberg]

And after grad school there is the post-doc. And then we retire. Some people say that this can't go on but they have no imagination.

[Aberlour10]

 gwnn, on 2011-April-11, 05:39, said:

let's all go to grad school!

Yeah, the forum dudes would ground own student's fraternity "Zamboni Madness" on the first day, a bridge club on second .....and generally spend their time on the campus>>> 70% playing bridge, 30% admiring female students.

[Winstonm]

Grad school needs a Zamboni.

[gwnn]

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aberlour10]

A couple of days ago I wrote in great-movie-thread about my "allergy" to the "Titanic" movie. Today my team have held the traditional Eastern meeting on board of the Rhine passenger ship to Düsseldorf. Fantastic weather, a feast of friends and "beer-flat-rate" on board heh, so nothing could annoy this nice afternoon I thought. I was wrong.
After every announcement by the ship's stuff came a piece of Titanic main theme music, with vocal, without vocal, classic version, pop version and at the end of the cruise in the sight of Old Town a techno one! I was ready to jump into the Rhine and to swim these last few hundred meters, really!