Posted 2016-February-13, 14:04
Law 73D2 says, in part: "A player may not attempt to mislead an opponent by means of a remark or a gesture, by the haste or hesitancy of a call or play (as in hesitating before playing a singleton)…" This does not mean that you must always play your singletons quickly. Law 73D1 says "It is desirable, though not always required, for players to maintain steady tempo and unvarying manner." (The emphasis is mine.) If you have something to think about, you should think about it. When someone thinks for a while, you should not approach the situation from the viewpoint "she's hesitating!" or "It wouldn't take me that long, so it's an infraction" or anything like that. Cut people a little slack.
IMO, you should establish for yourself what you want your "normal" tempo to be in three situations: before you play to trick one, after your RHO makes a skip bid, and in all other situations. You might say 30 seconds in the first case, ten in the second (usually this is established by regulation), and say 3, 4 or 5 (take your pick) seconds otherwise. Then you should endeavor to stick to those tempos in the appropriate situations, and don't play a card until the time is up. Write these tempos on your system card; make sure your partner is aware of them. He should do the same, though he may choose slightly different numbers if he wishes. Maybe it never takes him more than twenty seconds to plan the defense at trick one. Doesn't matter. The point is, you have established your "normal" tempo for these situations, and playing in this tempo is not a break in tempo and does not convey UI, whatever your opponents may think.
This whole "when you have a singleton, play it right away and leave your card face up" is imo silly, not supported by law or regulation, and in practice doesn't work. Far more often than opponents politely waiting until you turn your card, you see them lead to the next trick in spite of the face up card. All too often that leads to confusion as to which trick your face up card belongs. It's a can of worms better left unopened. Play in tempo as above, and when you're done thinking, play your card.
There are three possibilities, as far as I can see, when a player appears to be taking a longer than normal time to play a card (or to make a call, for that matter): 1) he has something to think about regarding the hand, 2) he is distracted and thinking about something unrelated to the hand, or 3) he is deliberately trying to use his tempo to deceive an opponent or to convey information to his partner, or both. That last happens very very rarely. It is, after all, cheating, and in spite of all the scandals running around these days, deliberate cheating is, at least in the usual games, very unusual.
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