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Another fantastically STUPID lead of EXACTLY the same kind as in the previous post. Here, it not only:
Gives away the whole spade suit,
Gives away a crucial tempo, and
Fails to set up hearts,
But it ALSO allows me to catch his "partner" East in a pop-up squeeze and take TWELVE tricks.
What is it with these total I.D.I.O.T.S. that compels them to ADORE insane leads like queen from QX? I guess it would have been WAY too difficult for this C.R.E.T.I.N.O.U.S GIBBO trout to lead a HEART...from his SIX-bagger like any raw BEGINNER would do.
Instead the GENIUS found his imbecilic spade lead, thereby EARNING himself yet ANOTHER well-deserved complete ZERO to add to his countless BULGING "trophy" cases FILLED with memorabilia of his world-famed constant failures.
GIBBO is an embarrassment to the game of bridge.
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#2202
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Posted Yesterday, 12:25
Although much of this might have been irrelevant, since we would have been better off competing in diamonds, let's look at some of North's ridiculous "defensive" plays.
At trick three, he pitches a diamond on my high queen of clubs, which is fine. But why, from KQ753, does he pitch the THREE, considering that they supposedly play standard signals? Answer: In reality, they rarely if ever signal, rarely if ever WATCH or act on pard's signals, and basically treat all spot cards as interchangeable equals...all of which are among the countless reasons that they rank with the absolutely WORST "bridge players" who have ever SOILED the game by their very presence.
At trick four, he ruffs my next club play. Fine. Normal. But why on EARTH does he then play a HEART at trick five?
At trick six, declarer East calls for dummy West's spade two. Not a single spade has yet been played by anyone, so all thirteen are still in the game. North has J974. He follows, in SECOND seat, with the JACK! The old second hand HIGH play so beloved (and so awesomely stupid) by his immediate predecessors, the scintillatingly inept GIB robots. Lorserker made some MILD, LIMITED improvements within the past year, including REMOVING this farcical second hand HIGH "strategy", but obviously it sometimes resurfaces, as it did here, with this typically fleabrained play by Superstooge.
At trick eight, declarer East calls for dummy's last spade, the 8. North has two spades left: the 7 and the 9. In a burst of CLASSIC stupidity, imbecility, and Marx Brothers COMEDY, he plays the...SEVEN. As the cliché goes, you CANNOT make this stuff up.
At trick ten, declarer calls for dummy West's diamond 4. North's remaining diamonds at this point are the KQ75. Declarer is known to hold a stiff diamond by this point, so North's play is irrelevant, but COMICALLY he very CAREFULLY covers the 4 with his 5. This is the SAME North who two tricks earlier FAILED to cover dummy's EIGHT when he had only two spades left: the NINE and the SEVEN.
Whether or not their "defensive" plays end up costing, these braindead GIBBO blockheads are almost ALWAYS making absurd, nonsensical plays that reveal what utter garbage they are.
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At trick three, he pitches a diamond on my high queen of clubs, which is fine. But why, from KQ753, does he pitch the THREE, considering that they supposedly play standard signals? Answer: In reality, they rarely if ever signal, rarely if ever WATCH or act on pard's signals, and basically treat all spot cards as interchangeable equals...all of which are among the countless reasons that they rank with the absolutely WORST "bridge players" who have ever SOILED the game by their very presence.
At trick four, he ruffs my next club play. Fine. Normal. But why on EARTH does he then play a HEART at trick five?
At trick six, declarer East calls for dummy West's spade two. Not a single spade has yet been played by anyone, so all thirteen are still in the game. North has J974. He follows, in SECOND seat, with the JACK! The old second hand HIGH play so beloved (and so awesomely stupid) by his immediate predecessors, the scintillatingly inept GIB robots. Lorserker made some MILD, LIMITED improvements within the past year, including REMOVING this farcical second hand HIGH "strategy", but obviously it sometimes resurfaces, as it did here, with this typically fleabrained play by Superstooge.
At trick eight, declarer East calls for dummy's last spade, the 8. North has two spades left: the 7 and the 9. In a burst of CLASSIC stupidity, imbecility, and Marx Brothers COMEDY, he plays the...SEVEN. As the cliché goes, you CANNOT make this stuff up.
At trick ten, declarer calls for dummy West's diamond 4. North's remaining diamonds at this point are the KQ75. Declarer is known to hold a stiff diamond by this point, so North's play is irrelevant, but COMICALLY he very CAREFULLY covers the 4 with his 5. This is the SAME North who two tricks earlier FAILED to cover dummy's EIGHT when he had only two spades left: the NINE and the SEVEN.
Whether or not their "defensive" plays end up costing, these braindead GIBBO blockheads are almost ALWAYS making absurd, nonsensical plays that reveal what utter garbage they are.
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#2203
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Posted Yesterday, 12:42
North demonstrates that calling him a M.O.R.O.N. is probably a compliment to him, because I suspect that your average M.O.R.O.N., I.D.I.O.T., or imbecile is CONSIDERABLY more intelligent than a GIBBO robot.
The useless, ignorant, piece of dirt commits a ludicrous 6D call, even though his "own" GIB definition says the call shows "13+ total points". Where, may I ask, are the "13+ total points" in 72, K8643, KQ84, 42?
WHERE???
And note that the slimebag JUMPED...TWO levels for this FELONY, LEAPING to SIX diamonds over South's FOUR clubs.
The first time I ever played a robot game was nine years ago. For two or three years before that, multiple bridge friends had told me of how rotten and hopeless the GIB (in pre-GIBBO days) robots were. I see that my friends were NOT telling me lies!
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The useless, ignorant, piece of dirt commits a ludicrous 6D call, even though his "own" GIB definition says the call shows "13+ total points". Where, may I ask, are the "13+ total points" in 72, K8643, KQ84, 42?
WHERE???
And note that the slimebag JUMPED...TWO levels for this FELONY, LEAPING to SIX diamonds over South's FOUR clubs.
The first time I ever played a robot game was nine years ago. For two or three years before that, multiple bridge friends had told me of how rotten and hopeless the GIB (in pre-GIBBO days) robots were. I see that my friends were NOT telling me lies!
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Posted Yesterday, 12:46
Another bad lead. Another bad "defence" Another complete zero for Frick and Frack.
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Posted Yesterday, 12:58
Why is the imbecile in the North bidding 3NT after I superaccepted his transfer to SPADES? Luckily I saw through his wafer-thin veneer of decency. I usually do, since I have NO respect ("No respect at all", as the immortal comic genius Rodney Dangerfield would have said) for THIS GIBBO robot or ANY other GIBBO robot. Without exception, they are all trash that should long ago have been tossed into a GRINDER and replaced.
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Posted Yesterday, 13:14
The usual GIBBO stupidity: There is absolutely no reason for East to lead the ENEMY suit (clubs) rather than his "partner's" suit (diamonds).
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#2207
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Posted Yesterday, 13:33
West wins his spade king at trick two, so at trick three he of COURSE returns a SPADE, because it MUST be right to return the suit DECLARER is playing.
East wins his heart king at trick four, so at trick five he of COURSE returns a HEART, because it MUST be right to return the suit DECLARER is playing.
Yet ANOTHER complete zero for Frick and Frack.
Seriously, has ANYONE...EVER seen even a SINGLE human player as consistently awful as the repulsive GIBBO robots? I, for one, have not. Oh yes, I've seen lots of bad human players, but NONE as bad as the GIBBO clan. None. EVER.
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East wins his heart king at trick four, so at trick five he of COURSE returns a HEART, because it MUST be right to return the suit DECLARER is playing.
Yet ANOTHER complete zero for Frick and Frack.
Seriously, has ANYONE...EVER seen even a SINGLE human player as consistently awful as the repulsive GIBBO robots? I, for one, have not. Oh yes, I've seen lots of bad human players, but NONE as bad as the GIBBO clan. None. EVER.
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#2208
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Posted Yesterday, 14:02
Imbecilic spade lead. Yes, I fooled him by operating - first with my 1NT opening, and then with my 2D (!) response to Stayman...but if he was GOING to lead a major because of the auction, why would he not lead his FIVE-card heart suit rather than his TWO-card spade suit?
Then, HILARIOUSLY, after East wins his offside club king, he actually returns his partner's "suit", which is something that the execrable GIBBO robots normally (and stupidly) HATE to do. What's FUNNY is that HERE...on this VERY rare occasion where he actually deigns to return his partner's "suit", it is GLARINGLY obvious that spades is most definitely NOT his partner's suit! West led the TEN of spades, yet the NINE is visible in dummy! Consequently, ANY actual BRIDGE PLAYER would instantly realize that the 10 had been (perversely) led from shortness, because it was quite obviously NOT from any sequence!
At trick eight, I call for the 6 of diamonds from dummy's KJ6 tripleton. The ONLY diamond previously played on this hand was the 2, which West had pitched on a heart at trick five, so 12 diamonds now remain in the deck. East has the Q84 tripleton. He plays the...QUEEN! Yes, second hand HIGH once AGAIN rears its ugly, illogical, downright STUPID head. My diamonds (from the beginning, and still at this point) were A9 doubleton. West's remaining diamonds were 10753. so on my OWN steam, I could only EVER have taken TWO diamond tricks, but after this I.D.I.O.T.'S totally BRAINDEAD second hand HIGH play of popping the queen, I instantly had THREE guaranteed diamond winners!
The constant and STUNNING ignorance of these contemptible, sickening GIBBO pieces of garbage knows NO bounds. They absolutely REEK!
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Then, HILARIOUSLY, after East wins his offside club king, he actually returns his partner's "suit", which is something that the execrable GIBBO robots normally (and stupidly) HATE to do. What's FUNNY is that HERE...on this VERY rare occasion where he actually deigns to return his partner's "suit", it is GLARINGLY obvious that spades is most definitely NOT his partner's suit! West led the TEN of spades, yet the NINE is visible in dummy! Consequently, ANY actual BRIDGE PLAYER would instantly realize that the 10 had been (perversely) led from shortness, because it was quite obviously NOT from any sequence!
At trick eight, I call for the 6 of diamonds from dummy's KJ6 tripleton. The ONLY diamond previously played on this hand was the 2, which West had pitched on a heart at trick five, so 12 diamonds now remain in the deck. East has the Q84 tripleton. He plays the...QUEEN! Yes, second hand HIGH once AGAIN rears its ugly, illogical, downright STUPID head. My diamonds (from the beginning, and still at this point) were A9 doubleton. West's remaining diamonds were 10753. so on my OWN steam, I could only EVER have taken TWO diamond tricks, but after this I.D.I.O.T.'S totally BRAINDEAD second hand HIGH play of popping the queen, I instantly had THREE guaranteed diamond winners!
The constant and STUNNING ignorance of these contemptible, sickening GIBBO pieces of garbage knows NO bounds. They absolutely REEK!
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Posted Yesterday, 14:13
South's sequence clearly shows at least 6 clubs and 5 spades. But according to the typically hopeless, pathetic GIB definition, it shows "5+ clubs...4-card clubs...rebiddable spades" instead of correctly, easily, and SIMPLY writing "6+ clubs, 5+ spades".
It starts OFF almost okay with "5+ clubs". If it instead said "6+ clubs", I would remove the "almost", because it WOULD be okay.
But then...it HILARIOUSLY says "4-card clubs", so in the SAME definition, in the space of a mere few words, he has MAGICALLY gone from having five or more clubs to NOW having exactly FOUR clubs! Was MAGIC involved? Did he have one or more clubs STOLEN at gunpoint? OR...is this merely PROOF that no one EVER bothered verifying or proofreading the always LOUSY GIB definitions? And note that it doesn't explain what "rebiddable" spades are. Does it EVER? If so, I have never seen it.
As one would expect, the lead is a stupid one. Hey, it's GIBBO , after all!
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It starts OFF almost okay with "5+ clubs". If it instead said "6+ clubs", I would remove the "almost", because it WOULD be okay.
But then...it HILARIOUSLY says "4-card clubs", so in the SAME definition, in the space of a mere few words, he has MAGICALLY gone from having five or more clubs to NOW having exactly FOUR clubs! Was MAGIC involved? Did he have one or more clubs STOLEN at gunpoint? OR...is this merely PROOF that no one EVER bothered verifying or proofreading the always LOUSY GIB definitions? And note that it doesn't explain what "rebiddable" spades are. Does it EVER? If so, I have never seen it.
As one would expect, the lead is a stupid one. Hey, it's GIBBO , after all!
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Posted Yesterday, 23:47
A truly wretched "defence" by Johnny Halfwit and Donald J. Dumbo:
After cashing his two top hearts in the first two tricks, Johnny knows that Donnie will be ruffing the third round. Johnny knows that he then wants Donnie to play a club, so, with the 63 of hearts being his two remaining ones, Johnny should lead the THREE, his LOWER one, as a suit preference signal (since the robots SUPPOSEDLY play standard signals ...although it's closer to REALITY to say that the ignorant saps play NO signals). In any case, at trick three, Halfwit, being a typical GIBBO piece of trash, returns the WRONG heart, the 6. Dumbo ruffs and...cashes the ace of spades (I.D.I.O.T. that he is). Now, it's true that Halfwit returned the WRONG heart, thereby giving the WRONG signal (Hey, it's what they DO!), but Dumbo probably wasn't watching anyway, and looking at THAT dummy, it is VERY hard to believe that cashing the spade ace can be right.
Then, at trick five, after EW have taken all four of the first four tricks, Dumbo makes the INSANE play of a diamond. I win dummy's 7, play another diamond back to my hand, cash the spade king that Dumbo so kindly established for me, and play a third round of diamonds to dummy's ace, pulling all enemy trumps in the process. I then CASH...THREE more spades, pitching ALL THREE clubs from my hand. (Thanks again for setting up the ENTIRE SPADE SUIT for me, Donnieboy!). I end up with NINE tricks! These two jabronis didn't get EITHER of their TWO (or maybe even three) TOP CLUB TRICKS. This was QUITE a "defence" even for two total misfits like Halfwit and Dumbo.
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After cashing his two top hearts in the first two tricks, Johnny knows that Donnie will be ruffing the third round. Johnny knows that he then wants Donnie to play a club, so, with the 63 of hearts being his two remaining ones, Johnny should lead the THREE, his LOWER one, as a suit preference signal (since the robots SUPPOSEDLY play standard signals ...although it's closer to REALITY to say that the ignorant saps play NO signals). In any case, at trick three, Halfwit, being a typical GIBBO piece of trash, returns the WRONG heart, the 6. Dumbo ruffs and...cashes the ace of spades (I.D.I.O.T. that he is). Now, it's true that Halfwit returned the WRONG heart, thereby giving the WRONG signal (Hey, it's what they DO!), but Dumbo probably wasn't watching anyway, and looking at THAT dummy, it is VERY hard to believe that cashing the spade ace can be right.
Then, at trick five, after EW have taken all four of the first four tricks, Dumbo makes the INSANE play of a diamond. I win dummy's 7, play another diamond back to my hand, cash the spade king that Dumbo so kindly established for me, and play a third round of diamonds to dummy's ace, pulling all enemy trumps in the process. I then CASH...THREE more spades, pitching ALL THREE clubs from my hand. (Thanks again for setting up the ENTIRE SPADE SUIT for me, Donnieboy!). I end up with NINE tricks! These two jabronis didn't get EITHER of their TWO (or maybe even three) TOP CLUB TRICKS. This was QUITE a "defence" even for two total misfits like Halfwit and Dumbo.
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Posted Yesterday, 23:59
South opens 1D and later doubles 2D, showing...DUH...good diamonds, yet West (a GIBBO robot, of course)...then invites game in...NO TRUMP...with his "diamond stopper" of 975 tripleton!
News Flash: These perpetual GIBBO imbeciles have NO IDEA what they're doing.
What's that you say? It's NOT a news flash? The whole world already knew that? By golly, upon reflection I think you're correct. Sorry.
The two braindead twits stumble into 4S and go down two.
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News Flash: These perpetual GIBBO imbeciles have NO IDEA what they're doing.
What's that you say? It's NOT a news flash? The whole world already knew that? By golly, upon reflection I think you're correct. Sorry.
The two braindead twits stumble into 4S and go down two.
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Posted Today, 02:28
East goes out of his way to help his partner West with the opening lead. He does this by doubling North's Stayman bid to show that he wants a club lead. SO of COURSE West leads a ...HEART.
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Posted Today, 09:32
West, a GIBBO robot who SEES the dummy, makes a TRULY stupid shift to a HEART at trick two? Why does the worthless piece of trash make such a stupid shift? Simple: Because he's a GIBBO robot...a clueless, despicable dolt with no idea how to play bridge.
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